Monday, April 25, 2005

Heaven is a place on earth ......

dreamz do come true sometimes pretty wooman


the scene: a high school reunion

3 girls are married and pregnant
the other ones are plane janes
who are the butt of the jokes of these 3 woomen

a huge commotion out side
the most eligible bachelor has flown in


a geek named sylvester jones who is dirty stinking rich has flown in on his personal helicopter
he got the patent for all the rubber used in rubbers (condoms)

Sylvester walks in
one of these 3 woomen
hips swaying walks over to Sylvester

it was Janice

and says "ooohh sylvester u look gorgeous and rich"
wanna dance ?

sylvester smiles and says 'sorry no'
he continues walking straight down to the plane jane 'an austraylayan'
and says 'madame, may i have dis dance forever?'


the austraylayan is lost
she always new dis guy as 'Diffy'
a love hate relation ship

the austraylayan says 'Gosh Diffy u highly succesful'
says Diffy 'yes, i got 3 helicopters, 4 Mercs, 2 jet planes, and a crate of aspirin'
if dis is success , yes, i have it

but i aint happy
can i have dis dance wid u forever?'

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

check this pls saby

Anonymous said...

lol saby u r hilarious

Anonymous said...

u have so many blogs
how u expect anyone to go thru each of them
i tink u shud make one blog official

then everyone can read and comment
u have such an odd assortment
its really difficult to check each of em

anonymous lover of saby ,worried one

Anonymous said...

dont worry be happy!

the official one is IMNUTSINCAPS
-Saby

Jim said...

tanks Anony mouse,
loved it
dem, i mean

science can sure make small tings beeg

wish science cud do dat for me too

Anonymous said...

Sounds like your version of Romi and Michelle's high school reunion

Anonymous said...

u cot me at copy katting
u seen the movie?

saw only dis portion
didnt no the name of the movie

-Saby