Monday, April 25, 2005

Heaven is a place on earth ......

dreamz do come true sometimes pretty wooman


the scene: a high school reunion

3 girls are married and pregnant
the other ones are plane janes
who are the butt of the jokes of these 3 woomen

a huge commotion out side
the most eligible bachelor has flown in


a geek named sylvester jones who is dirty stinking rich has flown in on his personal helicopter
he got the patent for all the rubber used in rubbers (condoms)

Sylvester walks in
one of these 3 woomen
hips swaying walks over to Sylvester

it was Janice

and says "ooohh sylvester u look gorgeous and rich"
wanna dance ?

sylvester smiles and says 'sorry no'
he continues walking straight down to the plane jane 'an austraylayan'
and says 'madame, may i have dis dance forever?'


the austraylayan is lost
she always new dis guy as 'Diffy'
a love hate relation ship

the austraylayan says 'Gosh Diffy u highly succesful'
says Diffy 'yes, i got 3 helicopters, 4 Mercs, 2 jet planes, and a crate of aspirin'
if dis is success , yes, i have it

but i aint happy
can i have dis dance wid u forever?'

Saturday, April 23, 2005


i tink the guy is Rex ..... the girl me .....
dis is me ..

Monday, April 18, 2005


Heyy guys, u make dis world of mine so very interesting and funny .....and sad....and hilarious .... u silly guys
dis is me ..

Sunday, April 17, 2005


'swoons' ........
dis is me ..

oh wow ! ... i mean WOW ! ......
dis is me ..

Saturday, April 16, 2005


the sensous man ......
latin lover

it is beautiful, the back ground i mean ....
dis sure is ...

a work of art - eve ....
dis must be an angel ...

i wanna be in Australaya .........
dis is silly ...

Monday, April 11, 2005


it sure is a beautiful view ......
the rear view